Trash Bags

Today has been the pits! First I got a bath, which has been the only highlight of my day so far. Then I got in trouble for playing with the trash. Daddy left an open trash bag on the floor in the kitchen -what does he expect? The bag wasn't in the trash can or even closed. Momma came home and caught me a again. She then closed the bag and placed it on the back steps. She said that Daddy should have placed the bag in the trash can, out of the Snarfs reach or taken it outside right away because of the pizza boxes. Daddy says that he's right and I say that I'm right. Whose side do you think Momma will believe?

Does this look the face of a bad pug?